For those of you who are satirically challenged, the following analysis may cause severe discomfort. To you, I say 1) I am sorry for your affliction and b) we can't be friends. Now onto the analysis ...

Technical analysts love to talk about pattern types—"head and shoulders," "cup and handle," "triangle" and so on. But the vomiting camel? That's an obscure one, even for most chartists. Kelly tweet ...