TAKING in a litre of warm water is hard enough using your mouth. But try doing it from the other end. "Let me know if the pressure gets too much. You're doing well -- we've got a litre in now," comes ...

Thanks for the Enema and Carry on up The Hypochondriac, you may feel, when Monsieur Fluerant arrives with his colonic irrigation machine. This is the born-again, in-yer-face and up-your-arse-for-farce ...